There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep - my daily unix command list
... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs. - Robert Firth
Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are.
Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. — Michael Sinz
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - This is not humorous by itself; but in the context it's a classic by Bill Gates in 1981
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
To go forward, you must backup.
Better to be a geek than an idiot.
Evolution is God's way of issuing upgrades.
Computer are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open windows.
Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.
The great thing about Object Oriented code is that it can make small, simple problems look like large, complex ones.
Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back to you.
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